Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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