btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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