drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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