I'm passing your future prison.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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