I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize