I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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