I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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