i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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