I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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