her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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