Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
a search helicopter?!
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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