Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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