separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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