this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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