What a fucking waste of an outfit
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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