So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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