There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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