I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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