As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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