I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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