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i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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