Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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