Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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