Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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