Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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