Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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