i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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