he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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