my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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