I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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