Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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