ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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