Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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