my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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