We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
You don't make any sense
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