If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
well you can't waste a boner
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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