Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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