Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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