Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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