dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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