Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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