Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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