I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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