he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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