the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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