Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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