I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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