drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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