wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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