Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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